i have come to the great realisation that my attention span is as short as atiqa the smurf.
and i have returned suddenly to cure my super-bored-but-cannot-sleep-and-i've-watched-all-the-shows-on-TV-already disease.

i have also realised that actually my holidays have been quite exciting and i have been going out almost everyday and i went overseas twice and im going again on tuesday. wahhhh sounds so exciting. i didnt understand why ants in my house like to commit suicide in my water-containing-thingy. but now i do. *i feel realisation coming to me in the form of a banana-holding guinea pig, it is pink with light blue spots and it can only speak spanish. (which is a guess because i dont even understand spanish but it sounds like alot of fighting and rahahahah so i guessed)*

ANYWAY, i know why because the ants can tread water. they are like damn good at it. i suspect it's cause they have 6 legs, all the better to tread water with. cause they will be in the water for like 4.903002 hours and when i come home and take them out of the water THEY ARE ALIVE. they dont even have the shrivel up effect! srzly! they dont have the prune-like skin after being in the water for too long unlike me when i bathe and forget to go out.

okayyy people celebrate birthdays for their pets and stuff and since i dont have a pet im gonna celebrate my soap's birthday and it officially has today, 27th december as its birthday! :D
wheee birthdays are so fun i'll give birthdays to all my belongings WAHAHAHAH SO EXCITING WORHXXX