i was so running out of interesting animals to name this post, then i remembered the extremely gossipy 413 picnic at botanic gardens which was really quite fun because:
1) we had more food than people = heaven for extreme pigs like nicole, zhenyi and i
2) ultimate gossip girl gossip girl gossip girl to the max i wonder why (AHEM NICOLE THE DISGUSTING GIRL WHO WORE THE SAME THING TO SLEEP AS SHE WORE OUT AND I LEANED ON HER AND WHACKED HER 100 TIMES)
3) omg i just realised i drank 4 packets of green tea and 1 packet of soya bean that day
4) the sun is damn attracted to us it's like some high tech gps tracking device and it will follow us wherever we go. when we move, somehow the clouds will clear and the leaves will get bitten by so many caterpillars at the same time they do not serve as shade anymore and we find the sun in our eyes and that sucks because our eyelashes are not long enough to serve as shades. daaaayammmn. blame it on our chinese genes.
5) ants are huge. i dont know how that makes anything fun but anyway yeah the ants were so big omg i can think of so many "yo mama" jokes to tell the ants which were SO HUGE omg.

unfortunately, we have no photographic evidence of that beautiful botanic gardens mouth exercising class outing. i miss 413 alot we should gather like OGs in the morning smack in the middle of the amphi and have some explosion of simi sais and what the shits and nonsense of all sorts.

then i got reminded of sec3 where i was obsessed with calling chanel the south korean kimchi and all sorts of shit like METAPOD HARDEN SHIIIIIING! and things like that. the good thing about being in an allgirls school is you can be so so so so unglam and proud of it. omg love us. but then i am still so so so so unglam (case in point: dramafest) and still proud of it.

Which brings me to the most awesome df team in the world of little dramafests because mtdf09 was the best that best can be. cause we all came together to give our BEST SHOT FOR MOOR TARBET <3 <3 thanks to the COME ON, (dont exaggerate) line.
we ordered >$60 worth of icecream with 2 damn nice pan thingys and 1 EXTREMELY HUGE EARTHQUAKE and 1 fondue OMG OMG OMG i am damn pro. i sent a marshmallow somersaulting through the air like a true ballerina and straight into the chocolate fondue to receive a complimentary spa for a few seconds ONLY TO LET THE DELICIOUS CUTE LITTLE MARSHMALLOW BE DEVOURED DISGUSTINGLY NONE OTHER THAN BY THE MOST PERVERTED PORNO SHANZHI.

poor thing that marshmallow. to be eaten by someone as tall and as perverted as shanzhi. must have been a torturous few seconds for you.

marshmallows aside, we then proceeded to taking photos non stop but i think we did not take a group photo which is extremely retarded and camilla cut her hair and i was such a pig because i ate so so so much ice cream my stomach decided to stage a revolt against me by torturing itself leaving me, the owner of the stupid stomach, hurting like siao. but fortunately, it was only short term because stomachs arent farsighted politicians so too bad for you stomach, TAKE MORE ICECREAM MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

wah suddenly i have so much to say but enough is enough because i am thirsty and i shall proceed to drink water now.